i had a nice break from the site, but now im back!!! hope literally everyone had a nice few weeks!!! 
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Hello there everyone! I'm back!
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You were gone?
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Yep! Had a hater grass me twice.
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Why not make an alt?
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The admins had a talk with him so I think I'm good now. Carp really went hard for me this time. He told me if it happened again to go straight to him and he'd take care of it.
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Lmao if only we all sucked carps lil shrimpdick we too could get this kind of treatment. DM me his number, queen
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It really is incredible how like I try to post some obvious nonsense, like a gif from Tenor of a moving company's ad in a shitpost about how we're introducing sponsored posts so buy this moving company, and Aevann freaks out and says you guys are too stupid to joke with and you'll think it's serious and flip out
And then exactly that happens with the handful of people who saw the thread before it was yalled
And then even after we publicly complain about how gullible and unintelligent you people are for months
Things like this still happen
You eat blatant frozen bait and get riled
!followers look at this moron. Look, and see yourselves.
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Carp Derangement Syndrome
Solution? add "I love carp" to chud award
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Why limit it to the chud award?
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so true bestie
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carpassionata
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I always always always go to bat for you guys
Not because I like you
But unironically and literally because I refuse to believe you're collectively as stupid as the data and history shows that you are
And yet every single time I am proven hilariously, spectacularly wrong
Every time
By every single one of you
Without exception
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And that's why you love us more than all of the other sites
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Hey carp how do I get special carp privileges, b-word?
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I bet the people getting upset weren't even paypigs.
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All that means is that people take what you say seriously carp. Sheesh.
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Remember when /s was forced into every post for a day
THAT WAS IN A RAGE AT THE USERBASE
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Cope, deflection, reflection
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My Iq is roughly 67 carp
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This is exactly the kind of blatant deflection I would expect from a mod who fricks powerusers
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:carptantrum:
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I see, I point, I laugh. This is why we follow
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Thats not even the real frozen
its the jew with nice arms
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Just ban evade. The internet points are not what is important here. Drama is. Carps a british ciggarette
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Least nepotistic rDrama janny decision.
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Frocho is like muad'ib but her power comes from the excretions of the jannies lil trouser worms instead of a big sandworm
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Bonechilling
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