Nightchads, how do you deal with sunstrags and their bitching about it getting dark earlier since the clocks changed?

alcohol

Skill issue

First I tell them to cope.

If this does not satisfy the petitioner, I advise them that perhaps they would be most comfortable seething instead.

Generally, this does the trick, but some stubborn souls may need further support. If coping and seething are ineffective, try having them mald instead.

When all of the above measures fail, the only solution for them lies at the bottom of a vial. Billions must then dilate.

It's always night in my head so I just zone out until the subject changes