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FrozenChosen they/them Yes I went blonde again 💅🏻  1yr ago (text post) Edited 1yr ago 1,423 thread views #219732

Magnus asked me to me his gf :marseyblush:

My Swedish beau has finally asked asked me to be his gf. :marseyblush: He's 6'4” and works in finance (at Citadel).

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Frozen I get you're like 37 now but you dont have to make shit like this up. We accept you how you are.

Us dramatards are a community of people that will accept basically anyone.

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Frick you wagie. You literally work for big grocery and decorate your house like an r-slur.

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We went over this last time. I make as much if not more than you. If I'm a wagie what are you?

And first if all, I dont decorate at all.

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Lmao I nabbed pizzashill. Get pranked r-slur.

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This is what I get for not reading names.

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most reasonable thing you've ever said

total power user death

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Well done

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:marseyking:

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You still haven't posted investments

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Post holdings

And hands

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Already did. And bussy

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I want Pizzashill to post a brokerage statement in one hand, and then a premium frozen dinner (Devour or Hungry Man) in the other to display liquidity

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Isn't she apothecary? That would mean she does absolutely nothing half of her day

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!friendsofpizzashill pizzamisia

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!wagies wagiephobia

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:#marseyeggless: Maybe you should come down to the grocer and pick some more up

!wagies

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16996594309164093.webp

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>you dont have to make shit like this up

:marseytrollcrazy: THE QUADRILLIONAIRE SHELF STACKER TALKIN BOUT MAKING THINGS UP

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These posts are unironically better than the drama-free "drama" she shits up this place with every day. It was nice when she was banned or locked out or whatever though.

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Exactly, we accepted you and all your made up bullshit, too!

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Reeee it could have been me

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:marseycheerup#:

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You know what you have to do..

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@JimieWhales love this for you. @JimieWhales hope Magnus exists and you have a long happy relationship.

@JimieWhales love sucking peepee, but not Magnus' doubtless monster peepee -- because that moid is spoken for!

How long in the relationship before you tell him about all you're rdrama alts? Six months?

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@JimieWhales HOPE MAGNUS EXISTS

Lmfaooo

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I don't get it :marseysad:

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It's proportional lol :marseyblush:

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Invite this neurodivergent here

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Jimmie is not a strag? :marseyshook:

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Jimmie is a hoe

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Did you see the smug pic? I showed it to you

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The sMug? Yeah, what about it?

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Not the mug :marseyraging:

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No clue what smug pic you mean then?

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Does the smugness translate irl too or is it just the mug?

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That looks more like a mugshot.

Think you're trying to look down upon us but I don't even detect a hint of smug.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

I don't remember being sent that picture though? Did you try to play the waiting game for 4 months?

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Inb4 dozens of dramatarded simps frantically googling and trying too swat frocho's moid.

@JimieWhales love sucking peepee but not doxxing.

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Where's @aklavat when you need him

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Nice. You're in your late 30s right? Make sure to pop out a few new dramatards :capyautism:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1699661283366857.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16996589419334068.webp

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MAGNUS DOXXED

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:#marseyparty: OMG CONGRATTTSSS!

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He's really special guy!!

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Im happy you guys are happy :marseyhearts:

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Beaux is plural you dumb b-word

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Fixed (I think)

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Wrong. He asked me to be his bf :marseyblush:

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Citadel

Nice meme

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!blackjack100

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!slots100

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Fake

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So true king

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Thanks besty!

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I'm 6'5 and work at Goldman.

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I'm 6 foot 4 and row for UC Davis

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does he use rdrama

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I hope he's as good as foot rubs as I am

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What's his peepee length and girth? It's hard to know without measurements

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Works in finance

:#marseycringe:

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Best industry to work in but I'm biased

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Can we have a threesome when I come back to Chicago for thanksgiving? I'll let him do cocaine off my butt. Also you should tell him about all of my DRSed shares 😎

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:marseyex#citeddance:

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What happened to carp?

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>Magnus

>Citadel

>$$$

G*MERS COULD BE HERE. G*MERS, WITH THEIR WEIRD LITTLE BABY FISTS AND FAT WALLETS.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16996601454449387.webp

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Is this your online :marseyidio3: friend?

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Nice

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I hope this doesn't mean you have to stop DMing me nudes.

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Slay queen! If he's not paying your rent within like 3 months you need to dump him though

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You are required to have him join and create an AMA so we can make sure he's good enough for you. :marseylenny:

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you two timing trollop :hmph:

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at citadel

I bet he has the best blow. How does he resist trolling Redditors 24/7?.. it's probably all the money he makes

Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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i thought citadel moved to flordia

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They did! If things work out I'll be moving to Miami!

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>if things work out

:#marseyclueless:

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Doesn't the Mayor Brandon Johnson guy have a similar job to this Magnus feller? How are you reeling in these high rollers lmfao

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Magnus Phallus, the billionaire that volunteers for the soup kitchen?

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I would had believed you if you didn't mention that the guy is Nordic

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