I might actually register as Republican this year just so I can participate in the Primaries and vote for Nikki Haley or Chris Christie.

Dems have decided to be absolutely insufferable and r-slurred these past few weeks/months/years. They always have been to some degree, but these past few years have been a new flavor of stupidity. Their one and only job was to put a moderate candidate up for election and not frick things up too terribly or act like Tumblrinas. I want to help nominate a soft landing in case America chooses not to give Old Joe a second try.

Nikki Haley was one of the few people that I thought spoke intelligently and honestly at the first debates, rather than the typical grunts and gestures and clichés you get from wingcucks. I don't know much about her positions yet but she does share a name spelling with Next Door Nikki, an early 2000s softcore model with big cans and who was kinda hot in a weird way.

I don't particularly like Chris Christie but he's done some interviews where he doesn't act like an r-slur. I also think fat presidents are funny and it reminds me of the 1800s.