The frick are they expecting wasting our time? We clearly hate each other and have always been work only contacts despite previous attempts. he goes to HR after me demanding he leaves my house after screaming? Like heck I'm ever showing up to that.
I'll also have to explain my liquor cabinet that's in the butler room to HR because god forbid a grown adult has 20 something bottles of whiskey, tequila and vodka on display. Somehow that's unbecoming. I'm admittedly an alcoholic, but just having a shelf in a room purposely made for serving guests is somehow terrible. Now I get the fun of remembering what I changed my passcode on the gates to because like heck I ever remember it
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No idea what a PI is if it isn't this...
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Sedate him and steal his kidneys to sell on the black market
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He's more of an alcoholic than me from what I've heard. I doubt either of his kidneys are feasible transplants and therefor they are worth nothing. Hotel near me does have an ice bath that would be quite good for emergency surgery…
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