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I would die for alt Asian girls

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if her knees don't visibly buckle when she stands up she's the one for me

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Fatphobia

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Ok but what about if you were normal

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i don't understand the premise

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moids who like Asian women are pedos. They have neonatal faces and look like children.

I like natural blonds. They are good natured for a woman, not disgustingly hairy, and best of all, are absolutely dumb and r-slurred.

The worst are redheads. On top of being ugly and producing ugly red headed children, they are mean and have manly aggression levels.

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if you couldnt overwrite the redheadedness from your wive's egg you have weak sperm

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She's blond but yes my dna was completely overwritten. I share more relation and am nearer related to any random person in an uncontacted tribe that's been living in isolation for thousands of years in the Amazon than my own children. My kids bio father could be pure blooded Han Chinese and they would look exactly the same as they do now. Her, her sisters, mother, and nieces and nephews are all so much the exact same person. It's unsettling but I knew it beforehand.

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Big booty :marseytwerking: latinx :marseytwerkinit:

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This but white :marseymarcuswave:

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Poor latinx. By the time they are 25, old enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to date, they are grandmas

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Alive, of age, unrelated, cis gendered, consenting

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I like brunettes who wear glasses. I also like redheads, but they don't exist where :marseydrama: I live.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/5SCTTJqdzZQI8xRFcQ/giphy.webp

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no results for hashida_itaru genderswap on Danbooru :marseysad:

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we just have to send great vegetables to his parents before he was born it isn't that hard. Unironically I would probably do this to you just to troll you !steiners back me up you would also turn your bros into hoes right??

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>Unironically I would :marseymid: probably do this to you just to troll :marseyfloch: you

:marseywut2#:

I don't know if I can support your time travel :marseysherpa: research anymore...

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But you must. What is a mad scientist without his supa hacka? What is an evil genius without his 4chan neuroscientist wife? I swear I'll turn you back after I take some pictures and send them to myself a week ago :marseybegging:

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Import a redhead :marseywendy: or dye her hair

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>dye

:#marseyyikes:

Women who dye their hair are all insane, except for blondes who dye their hair dark.

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Is she insane :marseyschizowall: if you dye her hair?

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If she does so enthusiastically. It's only ok if she gives in to my superior :marseysmug: willpower :marseynietzscheretard: after trying (and failing) to put up a fight. Also I want to propagate ginger :marseyslab: genes (I am half-ginger myself) and dying :marseytranstheyreright: hair doesn't help with that.

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:asiangirl::marseymini#:

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I like smart women :marseyitneverb#egan: also nice voice and not fat and into books/literature

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The monkeys paw grants you a 6 ft tall fujo wife

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I actually accept this offer happily

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He would :marseywould: probably be fine with that.

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Thick hair (Mandatory)

DDD boobs at a minimum OR a super wide butt

Decent job (A job requiring at least a bachelors)

Not a wingnut but not politically clueless.

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Mmm thick :marseydumptruck: arm hair

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:marseybooba:

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Frick you r-slur. Stop fetishizing my women, we aint' your porn category.

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frick off cute twink you dont care about women anymore

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pale + petite

simple as

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not fat

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Asian

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fuwamoco

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:marseybooba#::#marseychonker:

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Eastern European fitness instructors

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:#marseyqoomer:

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