Work is upset that I no showed this week

I'm not able to take PTO yet but I really don't give a frick. I was scheduled to work and said frick it, I want to spend time with family and friends for a couple weeks. I bullshitted having covid but they made me take an actual covid test and was cleared to go back to work on Monday.

Just fire me already. I'm obviously a shit director and have no interest in anything outside of getting fired. I'm not even doing the minimum work, go find somebody else. How fricking hard is it to fire me and just dump the workload on the PI…