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Once I met a hot legal loli at uni :marseyblush:

I was 24 at the time and she was 23. We met in the front row of a lecture on accounting. she was very short, under 148 cm, with short hair, and had a boyish flat body type.

After the lecture I took my chance and started a chat with her and asked her for her number. I got her number but later it turned out she already had a boyfriend. It's such a shame I missed out on banging a hot legal loli just because she was already taken :marseydisagree:

Now I'm dating a millionaire heiress but not having gotten to bang that legal loli will always follow me :marseysad:

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Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say r*pedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers c*nt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.

You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.

Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.

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