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Wagie caught watching porn at work, what's the best move?

I manage IT at a small business and recently found out some dude was watching porn during work hours. Boss doesn't know about this but I don't know where to go from here.


Pros of reporting:

1. Possible bonus

2. Boss has better opinion of me

3. Kick out a porn addict


Cons of reporting:

1. Feel bad for making someone lose their job

2. Still don't know who it is, so boss will make me hunt this guy down

3. Known as a narc


Probably not the best place to ask but at least there's some employed people here instead of 4tran or Reddit.

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Is it a work phone?

If it's his personal phone he's probably watching porn while taking a shit or "taking a shit".

In which case, don't fire him, just tell him to turn off wifi.

If it is a work phone, fire him for being r-slurred.

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Closest thing we got to a work device is a shit computer older than the business itself.

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yeah so frick it.

i'd let it go. or send out a email saying youre blocking some shit on the work wifi. maybe he'll take a hint

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I'll just put up a flyer, he's so cheap that he makes every dept share an email. Once one person sees an email, nobody else cares enough to read it.

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And you thought he would give you a bonus?

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:marseyxd:

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Now that I think about it…

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's so cheap that he makes every dept share an email

Woah woah

So your team has a single email mailbox? Wtf? No personal email addresses?

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Yep, I keep telling him to let me get an old gsuite account or to just run an email server in the office. He says if it ain't broke don't fix it.

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:#marseyxd:

Literally how do you work under these conditions lmao

Is this some r-slurred Indian shop?

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Located in a “small-town” in Texas. Boss is an old head who doesn't know anything about IT but thinks he does. Only reason I'm hired is because he doesn't understand how to access the router's admin page.

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1. Possible bonus

Probably not

2. Boss has better opinion of me

Probably not

3. Kick out a porn addict

Based

Cons of reporting:

1. Feel bad for making someone lose their job

You shouldn't

2. Still don't know who it is, so boss will make me hunt this guy down

So ignore it

3. Known as a narc

See above

Don't see what you got to gain here man, if you actually think you could get a bonus go for it but otherwise na

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2. Boss has better opinion of me

Probably not

Absolutely not. This is a classic example of "making more problems for me" and if they have anything on their plate already they absolutely hate it when people do this shit. Like now I have to find a new employee because some idiot busybody is moralstragging about Frank whacking off in the bathroom for his lunch break.

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Doing anything above your job description is a good way to get fricked or fricked off

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>me, heroically adding three site reliability tickets to the sprint while completing 0 of my assigned tasks

:#marseyglancing:

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Duly noted, do minimum work and only take action if they're fricking up the network.

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Invite him to your gooning sessions :#marseysnoohug:

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Jerking each other off to the transbian porn

:marseyjerkoffsmile: :!marseyjerkoffsmile:

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What kind of porn was he watching? Does he have good taste? If yes then don't say shit. If no then report his butt.

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Thankfully, routes aren't able to be tracked. I've searched for a few iffy things on amz before.

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You are a massive cute twink just for considering to tell on this dude

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Rule 5 straggot :marseygrumpy:

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Fr, don't be a fricking snitch

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Why isn't that shit banned on your network?

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Boss says no filters, as the previous IT guy setup shit honeypots that kept breaking the SBC. I keep telling him that I can use a lenient filter but he'd rather not have one. I still setup a light honeypot that'll catch terrible malware, but I can't risk setting up a filter that'll potentially pop-up on a device as I don't want to lose this job.

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It sounds like there's a decent chance your boss is the coomer.

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boss you're fired

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gay porn or straight porn?

you don't want to commit a hate crime

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Boss is full redneck, he'd probably kick you out for mentioning anything gay.

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find out who the dude is and just torture him for months with allusions to 'someone' watching porn at work 'but we can't find out who it is' and keep talking to people about it when he's nearby about how 'you're going to crack the case soon'

if done right he might have a huge breakdown in the office

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:#marseydetective::!#marseyschizotwitch:

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Does your boss have literally :marseyme: anything :marseycoleporter: better :marseygenetakovic: to deal with? Is he jerking off in public?

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We sometimes watch bodycam videos during work hours. :marseyshrug:

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Go for it then lol

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Santa's seen your rdrama comment history

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Lmao imagine thinking you'll get a bonus for reporting 131 MB of porn usage. Also imagine thinking this is so heroic, the boss will think better of you. Is this your first job?

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This is my first job where I've actually became “friends” with my boss unlike my previous fast food jobs.

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Tbh I might try to figure out who it is just for fun. Probably pretty easy just by monitoring internet use and then checking on what everyone is doing. Or start tracking when people arrive and leave and then correlate that with when the phone connects/disconnects. Could also just go for the scream test and block their ability to use wifi and see who comes to you with an issue.

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UDM gives logs of which APs a device roams to, if you associate a device with a name, you can literally track a person's physical location. You can also just check when a device connects to the network for the first time today.

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