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I saw my cute butch ex GF today :marseychonkerbutch:

Ok so I'm being a little dramatic because we are still sort of friends (because lesbians). But anyway I haven't seen her in a while so I was a bit surprised to see that she is fat :marseychonker2: and now covered in shitty, “quirky” tattoos :marsey69:. No blue hair thank god, but it is dyed some subtle unnatural shade. Her social circle is an echo chamber so she has all the r-slurred political views you would expect from a fat, lesbian, socially insulated nonprofit employee. :marseyblm: She brought up Palestine and as soon as the word “genocide” left her mouth I had to change the topic to avoid one of my BPD-lite :marseyraging: outbursts. Oh and somehow in this short conversation she managed to bring up her white guilt and then literally say “I hate men” for no real reason. :marseyfeminist:

Anyway I just wanted to share that r-slurred slice of life with you folx. :marseyblowkiss:

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How long's it been since you've seen her?

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I guess it's probably been over a year?

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How many tattoos in a year? Actually just tell me everything about them. :marseyconfused2:

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I guess like 10 small ones? Placed randomly on her (fat) arms? For example, she has a strawberry because she "likes strawberries" :marseyfacepalm:

She told me one of them was literally a random image from some kind of random-tattoo-picker (??) at the place she went.

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Eugh I could never get tats. The idea of getting stabbed with a little needle for hours just to have a doodle on my arm makes my skin crawl. :marseyscared: i hate needles

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I probably could handle the needles if I really wanted to but the idea of a permanent mark on my skin really freaks me out.

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i have a friend that unironically will get a tattoo if I suggest one

I hate tattoos and tried talking him out of three but he got two of them (the one was a stick and poke)

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Honestly :marseyill:

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Hm. I don't like that

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