So the world was made from random shit, populated with more random shit which grew into more random shit, then completely randomly made me mentally ill to the point of a suicide attempt?

“For the rest of the earth's organisms, existence is relatively uncomplicated. Their lives are about three things: survival, reproduction, death—and nothing else. But we know too much to content ourselves with surviving, reproducing, dying—and nothing else. We know we are alive and know we will die. We also know we will suffer during our lives before suffering—slowly or quickly—as we draw near to death. This is the knowledge we “enjoy” as the most intelligent organisms to gush from the womb of nature. And being so, we feel shortchanged if there is nothing else for us than to survive, reproduce, and die. We want there to be more to it than that, or to think there is. This is the tragedy: Consciousness has forced us into the paradoxical position of striving to be unself-conscious of what we are—hunks of spoiling flesh on disintegrating bones.”

-- Thomas Ligotti, The Conspiracy Against the Human Race

Highly recommended for the depressive; you will feel better because Ligotti is WAY MORE depressed than you are

You'd probably feel better if you helped others..... so gimme some dramacoin please!

Evolution is fake, humans were bioengineered to kill themselves when they are too r-slurred, dinosaurs never existed and the bones of random animals were spliced together to sell museum tickets.

“Marry, and you will regret it; don't marry, you will also regret it; marry or don't marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world's foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world's foolishness or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it; believe her not, you will also regret it… Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don't hang yourself, you'll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the essence of all philosophy.”

— Kierkegaard

No dip shit, God made you in his image, turn to him.

at least u have me

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Wearing a condom during s*x doesn't mean you're having s*x. You're literally fricking a plastic bag, your peepee isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had s*x with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your peepee never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your peepee inbetween some nasty roastie curtains. Imagine sticking your peepee inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.