Making personality traits into RPG abilities

For me it's

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: You love anyone who's nice to you, and can't understand those who aren't.

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: You're that weirdo on the grind about... I don't know. Somewhere to go, nowhere to be.

HIGH-FUNCTIONING SCHIZO: You live in harmony with the voices.

TRANSCENDENT AUTIST: You're neurodivergent but pass.

OMNIMASTER OF THE DARK ARTS: You sought forbidden knowledge, but it made you dead inside.

EPISTEMIC VACUUM CLEANER: You need deets the same way you need air.

HECKIN' WHOLESOME: You're a good kid. Santa's little helper, mommy's favorite.

TOTAL TEETOTALER: You believe corn syrup is a gateway drug. Just say no to fluoride.