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REEEE I don't wanna do chores

Why the frick I gotta :marseyparappa: do dishes what just cuz they're dirty? Fricking :marseyfuckingfunny: r-slurred :marseyretard4: butt gay butt bullshit :marseyitsallsotiresome: for real

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Make more delicious :marseygoodshit: food, then you'll want to lick them clean.

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I have to defrost chicken...

But now the sink is clean :marseyjannyitsover: to quick :marseyagreewarpspeed: defrost!!!

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You don't have a maid? :marseyconfused:

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It's called poor

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Poors can get bang maids

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just power through it lol i cant stand dishes in the sink :marseyautism:

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People leaving dishes in the sink truly busts @BigGohanHunter's bussy

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Black lives matter, so clean you're room, wash you're dishes, and clean you're peepee

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I know it'll take me less than 10 minutes but it's my day off :#marseycrying:

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lets go bro :#marseyletsgo:

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They're done :)

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:#marseywholesome:

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I can't stand dirty dishes anywhere. It sits on my desk triggering me until I take it to the sink.

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dishes are gay

Get yourself a high-chair and just eat your food off the tray. You can wipe it down with a wet towel when you're done. My high-chair is 10 feet tall because it's based on a model that was scaled up in order to fit adults, which is nice because I like looking down on my family when I'm eating

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:#marseynotes:

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Samesies but we only have 8' ceilings so we had to cut a hole in the floor. Now I'm lower than everyone.

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I buy those hard plastic :marseyfunkobox: plates at walmart. $5 a week > dishes.

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Dishwasher master race

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What's the point :marseyroses: if you still have to get them near fully clean :marseyjannyitsover: to have your dishwasher work optimally?

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I never preclean my dishes other than scraping shit off them into the garbage.

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Go sniff :marseybrap: the bottom :marseybearsick: of your dishwasher (not wife)

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My sense of smell is terrible but you're probably right

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That is untrue and I can send you several detailed YouTube videos that prove it.

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Genuinely open to changing my mind on this, dishwasher pill me

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32 mins of fun.

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Spoken like a lifetime renter is europoor

Trans lives matter

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T. Cooked on foodcel

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Throw :marseybrick: them in your basement and buy new ones

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I used to know a family who bought paper plates so they could just throw them away instead of washing the dishes. And yes, they were all as fat as you'd expect them to be.

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:#marseynotes:

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Why do we clean only for everything to get all dusty again? :marseytantrum:

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We're literally :marseyme: atlas :marseyaynrand2:

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Wash your peepee

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Just use paper plates. :#marseypoor:

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:#marseyvivianjames:

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