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MY KITTY IS POINTED AT THE WORLD
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EvilUbie
: It's fine where I'm at.
The stores are already out of milk and bread 
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lol texascels lose their mind at a light dusting of snow
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!Texas do you guys drive
on surplus racing 
slicks?
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I think it was raining or something so they couldn't spread salt. r-slurs were driving in freezing weather in the rain at highway speeds, came to a bridge that was iced over and 133 cars crashed
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I've done this with completely bald tires and never
had any issues on the highway. Just don't turn or drive 
like an r-slur 
and you'll be fine, the highway is literally 
the safest place 
to drive.
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one r-slur pumped the brakes or changed lanes and
people in the dallas/ft worth area are the worst drivers i have ever been around.
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skill issue
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its a whole metroplex of people with skill issues
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did anyone die?? holy shit
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6 if i remember right
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I'm near the coast and its gotten this cold maybe 10 days this millenium
I guarantee nobody has road salt let alone the machinery to spread it and no one knows how to drive in the cold either
DFWcels should have less of an excuse tho north texas might as well be a different state
I avoid highways even in the best weather bc im not an urboid
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Those pileups are pretty sad when people die. You can't tell when the highway ices and it can happen so fast.
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!edgelords watch
this truck 
get ripped 
apart 
faster than my heart 
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Why is the foid screaming when shes hundreds of yards away?
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Only low T fakkits die in highway pileups
Like neighbor just dont crash??
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Almond milk chads stay winning.
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Oat milk is better
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I'm cheap, almond milk is almost always cheaper. If it weren't for me being cheap, I'd use barley milk.
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Interesting I've never tried that
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I got a free carton once, really awesome. Shame it costs literally 4x what almond milk costs.
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have you tried walnut milk?
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Nah but have you tried Dees Milk?
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Oat juice, oats aint got no nipples
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So you like getting your milk from nuts, huh?
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Yes
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Aint never seen a tiddy on an almond neighbor thats nut juice not not milk
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worse its nut oil and its horrible for u
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It might currently be 5 degrees, negative
10 with windchill, but by god at least the snow is under 
an inch !pnw
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it's very cold on the ferry here.
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We got graupel here today. Super weird, but luckily easy to drive on.
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Emphasis mine
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Pray for me plz and I'm only semi joking here
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!texas Winter weather prayer circle
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Not praying for non-Texans
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I'm gonna go
itf it stays dry
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heck yeah
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why doesn't this ping me
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you have to join the group
click the tag and then hit apply
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You mean it doesn't automatically geolocate and add you???
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Aevann is saving that for the next update
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I sure hope I dont get exposed as larping as a upstate NY hick while actually posting from a mud walled hut in Uddar Pradesh
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The bread crumbs are piling up. After some tracking I found your IP: 38.251.57.204
Out of luck, son (snap)
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I got you bro.
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You're dead neighbor galeforce winds on top of 3 feet of snow?
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Counterpoint: i just bought hot choccy
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Good luck finding me. Theres like a whole 32 people who live in upstate new york
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You guys get all the good snow
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i have a human milk cow
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pls send help
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Follow me. I know where peepeehands stashes his silver bars, too
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It's Texas, there are no basements
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so does bardfinn
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I know
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well hit me up if you wanna go bardfinn watching
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Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
(It's like the fourth most populated metropolitan area in the USA)
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Yeah there's a lot of people here. I could say I'm from the greater houston area and that narrows me down to being in 2% of the total U.S. pop
I actually thought it was going to be some cool number like 10 or 14% of total pop but god darn that's a lot of people on the shidder coasts.
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!chiraqis come laff at this redneck scared of a little snow
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this weekend is so fricking bad
why is it gonna be 0F like come on
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Can't, busy doing donuts in a church parking lot.
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I went to a girls apartment to drop her off* at the end of the night and the next parking lot over there was some bonehead doing donuts around a streetlight. We wer laughing it up about how we finally got to see the burnout donut fairy and it was fun. Then we got to her apt. and the roommate was like yes I heard
and that was not fun. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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Meme state
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Why does no one freeze bread? It lasts months.
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freezer is full of beef nibba where u gon put bread
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I mean that's a lot of beef.
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Seriously.
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I'm hoping for a good ice storm to watch people fly around helplessly in their trucks
… but also hoping the power doesn't go out for a few days again
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if the power goes out again...
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I'll keep myself warm by staying nice and toasty in my car in the garage
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ruralchad W. I was gaming all through the 2021 storm with my space heater and it was everything
except for campercels. massive line at the propane store
suburbcels get the switch
I'm on the same line as a hopspital 
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I'm generatored up, good luck
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"Oh No!!! Ice!!!! Literally undriveable!11!!"
learn2drive, southcels
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Time to die.
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Interesting. By process of elimination (calling all the stores in this image) we can triangulate the county you live in
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It's going to be two days max of freezing weather people are such kitties. But my heater is giving off a fishy smell which is apparently quite bad news.
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like ur central gas heater? get that fixed up bb u can die
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Electric. I just turned it off and letting the downstairs freeze tonight.
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why would an electric heater stink tho thats weird u should take it apart and find what died in it and post it here
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Supposedly it's what happens right before the wiring lights on fire
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aw heck
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yikes
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A couple of years ago there was a hurricane in my area and the local news recommended to stock up on water and essentials. So I get off from work and go to the store, and right after I walk in a group of Asians come barreling in. They sounded like a gang of Tuong Lu Kims with their broken English.
They didn't even use a cart they were so frantic about grabbing as many water bottles as fast as they could.
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"Dallas, there's nothing there but crack heads and debutants, and half of them play for the Cowboys"
God Pack tho, the game would be been better if those cowards didn't play in a dome
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Light blue texas chads rise up
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I had 14 degree weather and some light snow. Thankfully I'm just barely outside of the terrible weather but hate this cold.
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me when the power goes out for a month in the icy cold
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