:soyjaktantrum: I'm not even in Bangkok yet but my flight back will be delayed for several hours :soyjaktantrumfast:

>Had to delay my flight a day because I had a random high fever yesterday and felt like death (maybe covid or aids idk)

>Just been notified that my flight back to Singapore will be delayed when I'm still in Singapore at the moment

Is this the universe's way of telling me that I shouldn't fly because I'm gonna die in Bangkok? :marseychingchongitsover: :marseylibations:

Should have just forked out the couple hundred dollars extra to fly Singapore Airlines :soyjaktantrum: but I was too :marseyjewoftheorient: for a 2 hour+ flight :marseysigh:

Third world airports SMH

My chins at the chin boarding house :marseychinchillalove: :marseychinchilla2love::marseychinchilla2love::marseychinchilla2love: I'll miss them :marseycry:

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Dear X (formerly chiobu):

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:#marseyfuckyou:

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sitting at airport right now and this is my plane https://i.rdrama.net/images/17056616819960265.webp

update. i am still waiting to leave. my airplane has cucked me.

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lmao is that snow

looks pretty bad but i'm a equatorcel so i have no idea

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pretty sure it is, but what do i know :taywhat:

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lol what even is this?

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the hindenburg

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:marseyakbar:

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I'm surprised the TSA didn't confiscate that potato before they let you through security

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i think they were gonna take it, but i heard “he cute!” while I was going through the millimeter wave scanner

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Steal a baby to bring with you so you can go through the regular metal detector and not get a pat down for opting out.

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well im on my way to barbados for IVF so thats pretty much what im doing

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Lmbo, what's wrong with your sperm?

Also, why Barbados for ivf?

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sperm is aok

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Your wife is defective then.

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correct

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How many chinchilla boarding houses can there really be in Singapore?

!r-slurs short-term pilgrimage opportunity to see X (formerly chiobu)'s chins in person

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lol i saw many other chinchillas there too :cryingatcuteness:

spent 935 currency on pings

:#marseyemojirofl:

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:marseycut:

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I'll win it back for you dw

!slots935

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Is this the universe's way of telling me that I shouldn't fly because I'm gonna die in Bangkok?

The universe does not communicate to us but God does and you're all going to :marseyburn: for your pagan idolatry and perverse sexual activities :parrotevil:

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perverse sexual activities

but it's fine if it's with my wife right :marseyindignantturn:

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Bangkok :gooby:

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:#marseyjamming:

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Bangkok muh balls :marseyxd:

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hope you got travel insurance

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LOL i forgot to buy :marseybangfast:

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:marseychingchongitsover:

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>be :chiobu:

>miss all of god's warning signs

>still get on cheap 3rd world airplane

>plane explodes above bangkok :marseyakbar:

>miraculously survives the explosion

>falling through the air

>quickly make and submit :marseyfalling: while you have the time

>use 1200 tags to annoy carp :marseyteehee:

>nearing land

>spot party of chinese people surrounded by :!marseytrain:s :marseychingchong:

>enraged :marseyraging:

>use chinkgookitsu powers to a summon energy and hurl it at them, utterly destroying them :marseymushroomcloud:

>lands gracefully

>marseys the still smoking ruins, time for more dramacoins

>new carp post complaining about tags again :marseyxd:

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>quickly make and submit :marseyfalling: while you have the time

:marseydisagree: come on bro wrong marsey it's :marseysheercliff:

@rDramaHistorian

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obviously you haven't experienced the exploding airplane so the inspiration for :marseyfalling: hasn't hit you yet

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oh frick i misunderstood :marseyxd: my bad :marseybrainlet:

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@X pls respond

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@USCENTCOM @tempest

chinchilla video

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:#marseychinchillapat: :#marseychinchilla2pat:

Happy Friday!

Do they gnaw at the wood in their enclosure? Or is that just how they're made? Almost looks like chew marks.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17056692175983415.webp

Yeah they gnaw at the wood :bite: there used to be another wooden platform where the metal platform is now

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>jetstar

the r-slur airline lmao

hope you dont value your life X (formerly chiobu), jetstar planes drop out of the sky like flies

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they must really be bad down under because another 2 of your compatriots alluded to the same thing lol

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I was gonna say the same too until I scrolled :marseyxd::marseyitneverbegan:

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LOL god darn it granted the last time i flew with them was pre-covid, it was pretty frequent and they weren't bad

i guess our Airasia is your Jetstar because that airline's the shitty one here :marseyxd:

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their international flights aren't the worst but their domestic flights are absolutely dogshit. But yeah Jetsar is the poorcel airline.

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every flight here is an international flight :soyjaktantrumfast:

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B-word just take a boat or a car or something. It's not that far you could probably drive it in a day.

Edit: okay I was mistaken and Singapore is further from Bangkok than I thought it was :marseycry:

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Edit: okay I was mistaken and Singapore is further from Bangkok than I thought it was

:marseycheerup:

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>jetstar

deserved

:!m#arseypoor: :ma#rseylaugh:

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeee i flew SIA there last year stop making fun of me :marseycope:

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that white one kinda looks like a rabbit

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Yah she does until you spot her long tail :marseypixel:

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>jetstar

flied jetstar once and it wasnt worth the savings for me, i said never again. same with cebu pacific and their gross butt meals :marseypuke:

I usually just stick to flag carriers when I go to Asia. Unironically would rather risk getting abducted with Malaysia Airlines than deal with jetstar customer "service"

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tbh Jetstar was always on time when I used to travel to Cambodia a lot for work pre-covid while our flag carrier tends to get delayed there so i thought it would be okay :marseysob:

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I can do it for you!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17056739404607909.webp

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Hope you feel better and this is the last hiccup on your vacation!!

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:#marseythanks:

this is the last hiccup on your vacation!!

i've a gut feeling that i wouldnt have much appetite for the sunday brunch buffet i've booked :marseycry: shit looks good tho

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get them to prescribe some emergency xanax "because you're scared of flying" and then just use them for the unlimited appetite hack before the buffet. i'm so jelly of the buffet skfgjdalgk save me a seat, a buffet for 2 costs min $80 here lately :marseysob:

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get them to prescribe some emergency xanax "because you're scared of flying" and then just use them for the unlimited appetite hack before the buffet.

:marseycracka: :marseysingapore: "man it up sweaty try some melatonin instead" :marseysob:

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this happened to me flying from Osaka to KL allowed me to sleep for like 4 more hours :marseyburrito:

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usually i wouldnt care but i might only be able to bring my chinchillas back the day after i land which makes me a bit sad :marseysad:

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