My uncle, the one who gave me the Volvo, gave me a leafblower and trimmer.

He said he bought them ecause he was delusional and thought he was going to live. Now it's my griefblower.

Everyone I know IRL is dying of cancer.

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(Your) uncle molested you as a child, lmfao.

Explains why you're fat and r-slurred.

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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include trans lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment with trans lives matter included, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!

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Sneed.

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T. Too ugly as a kid to get molested :#marseyindignant:

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(I) was too busy fricking all the hot young blonde elementary school teachers while (I) was a kid too get molested.

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:#marseylaying:

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cope and seethe :marseybearrentfree:

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Nah he just took me to F1 races, butterhead.

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