They fixed my bones up just fine (or so they say). Got bone from dead people 
and synthetic material injected in to the gap that my bone needs to grow back into.
Only problem was there was so much swelling they had to leave the wound open and just jam a big sponge in there. Then they've got a pump draining the disgusting fluid 
out, as seen in the image. The little brown spot in there is apparently blood or something. One of those floats along about every 5 seconds.
The pump itself sounds and vibrates a little like a snoring dog so it's kind of comfy. In a few more days they should be able to close it up. Until then my job is just to sit here with more hoses plugged into me than a borg and watch awful TV. Hopefully I can find a show that's as good to watch on oxys as Cleopatra 2525 was.
Bonus image: In here they even cut up your tendies for you! Mom never did that!
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Darn 1st world hospitals actually feed you?
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It used to be pretty darn good too but the quality has reduced over the last couple decades. Given how much goddarn money they're charging insurance now you'd think they could at least not try to save $1/meal. And now they only give you two choices instead of a full menu.
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Stuff like this is why you should never take firstie """""""sufferring"""""" seriously
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How do you even trans
yourself 
when you can't even expect food when you have to stay overnights in hospitals?
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Lmao
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At mine as long as you have a doctor's order you can have craft
beer delivered with your meal tray. Pretty 
sure they only let you have one but I thought 
that was funny.
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The only way you'd ever catch me drinking that hipster shit.
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