Post-Surgery Update but

They fixed my bones up just fine (or so they say). Got bone from dead people and synthetic material injected in to the gap that my bone needs to grow back into.

Only problem was there was so much swelling they had to leave the wound open and just jam a big sponge in there. Then they've got a pump draining the disgusting fluid out, as seen in the image. The little brown spot in there is apparently blood or something. One of those floats along about every 5 seconds.

The pump itself sounds and vibrates a little like a snoring dog so it's kind of comfy. In a few more days they should be able to close it up. Until then my job is just to sit here with more hoses plugged into me than a borg and watch awful TV. Hopefully I can find a show that's as good to watch on oxys as Cleopatra 2525 was.

Bonus image: In here they even cut up your tendies for you! Mom never did that!