They fixed my bones up just fine (or so they say). Got bone from dead people 
and synthetic material injected in to the gap that my bone needs to grow back into.
Only problem was there was so much swelling they had to leave the wound open and just jam a big sponge in there. Then they've got a pump draining the disgusting fluid 
out, as seen in the image. The little brown spot in there is apparently blood or something. One of those floats along about every 5 seconds.
The pump itself sounds and vibrates a little like a snoring dog so it's kind of comfy. In a few more days they should be able to close it up. Until then my job is just to sit here with more hoses plugged into me than a borg and watch awful TV. Hopefully I can find a show that's as good to watch on oxys as Cleopatra 2525 was.
Bonus image: In here they even cut up your tendies for you! Mom never did that!
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God darn that must have been some break. Hope the pain is alright.
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It's bearable now. Except for when I have to stand up on my good leg and let the bad one dangle down while I piss in a jug.
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Oh shit! Didn't they give you a urinal?
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Yeah, if by "urinal" you mean a curved jug.
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Sounds like a shit one, the good ones you can use in bed without moving.
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