Fresh :marseynew: starling kills!

Popped :marseypopcorntime: this one while she was sitting :marseyliquid: in a tree trying to figure :marseyfunko: out what happened to her dead husband:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17063709326044598.webp

Update on the one from yesterday:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1706370936280934.webp

He's still there. Hasn't been cleaned up yet

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i feel like I thought Ted Simp was the fricking one killing birds, b-word???

:ma#rsey3d:

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No that was me

@birdenthusiast recommended it

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Are you like eating these? You should try it.

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What do they taste :marseylicking: like? I might try some but I'd buy some ivermectin first :marseywinner: since they probably have parasites.

!Veterans did you ever have to eat a starling?

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I'm pretty sure they ate starlings in starving communist china. Cant be that bad of an idea.

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@Slippery_Jim @X is this true? How do they taste?

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Looks way to small to be worth it.

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But why?? They're cool birds :marseytedsimp3:

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All they do is steal, r*pe, and murder.

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i had no idea ive always found :marseymissing2: them very pretty :marseybravo:

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They are! Do you want me to mail you one?

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No thats i see plenty over here thank you

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Sounds like a certain demographic

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Starlings are smart :marseyrick: tho

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oh no! is she gonna make it?

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Staraptor op

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You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a muggle is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably muggle.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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