1. They are two Brazilian mutts 
, one is male and big, the other is apparently female and smaller, the male looks like this 
and the foid looks like this 
2. Both are pretty old, they are also very quiet, they are more quieter than my cat! 
3. They are extremely friendly! 
4. I had to ask a neighbor for dog food because I do not have it, they ate it pretty quickly, so they must be lost for a while 
5. This is the second time that I have to play dog nanny in my neighborhood because my r-slur neighbors do not do the basics of checking if their dogs escaped while their garage was left open 
6. Unfortunately given my cat and a shitton of other reasons, I am unable to let them inside my house, so unfortunately, I made a makeshift bed for them to sleep outside 
7. Plenty of my neighbors have dogs, but I do not know these two dogs nor do my other neighbors know who owns them, my neighbor put pics of them on a local WhatsApp group (common in third-world shitholes like here) to advertise that two lost doggos were found by me! 
8. Tomorrow I will likely post a "TWO LOST DOGGOS FOUND!" sign and place it near my house or in ads old-school style 
I will keep updating my doggoquest as time goes on!
Anyways, idk how to make a poll or whatever lol so just suggest some names for the moid and the foid or something lol lmao 
!animalposters !r-slurs !macacos
), THE DOGS CAME BACK TO HER AND ARE SAFE
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Why is there no Monkey national dog?
Even Argentines have the Dogo Argentino
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Maybe they eat them too often to get a proper breed.
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Sopa de Doggo, uma delicia
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!downmarseyrs dogeaters get the rope
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!animalposters this neighbor doesn't know the jokes about Brazil's native delicacy "sopa de macaco"
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!zoochads hes never
tasted sopa de perro 
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I've tasted many animal fluids
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!downmarseyrs I hate this dogfricker BIPOC so fricking much
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srsly why are pedos banned and being a literal animal male feminist is not lmao
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Dog eaters are one thing (
), Macaco eaters are another (
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I only know that word from seeing brasilians ping each other. Now i think
sopa de macaco 
either means soup made from from brasilians (like chicken 
soup) or soup made from peepee 
or shit.
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I met many of your kind. You guys love too cook any mammal's flesh until it is entirely char and then eat it.
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THERE IS! the Caramelo dog is our national dog breed!
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Doge-coin has more legitmacy as a currency than this "bill"
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!macacos O GRINGO CAIU NO MENE DA NOTA DE 200 REAIS HSUEAHSHASHUEUASHUEHAUEHSH
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vira lata caramelo enjoyers club assemble!
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