(UPDATE: I FOUND THE OWNER, THEY HAVE BEEN DELIVERED BACK!) I FOUND TWO LOST DOGS AND TOOK THEM INSIDE, THEY ARE GOING TO SLEEP HERE UNTIL I FIND THEIR OWNER! :marseysheepdog: :marseyklenny2: :cryingatcuteness:

1. They are two Brazilian mutts :mutthappytantrum::mutthappytantrum:, one is male and big, the other is apparently female and smaller, the male looks like this https://i.pinimg.com/550x/1b/66/22/1b66227f3cebf225f7bf48b2aac8a9de.jpg and the foid looks like this https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/3a/dc/793adce2cffe2d3bfd3e6566cb025805.jpg

2. Both are pretty old, they are also very quiet, they are more quieter than my cat! :marseyatsume:

3. They are extremely friendly! :marseygrouphug:

4. I had to ask a neighbor for dog food because I do not have it, they ate it pretty quickly, so they must be lost for a while :marseypopcorntime: :marseyramen:

5. This is the second time that I have to play dog nanny in my neighborhood because my r-slur neighbors do not do the basics of checking if their dogs escaped while their garage was left open :marseyitsallsotiresome:

6. Unfortunately given my cat and a shitton of other reasons, I am unable to let them inside my house, so unfortunately, I made a makeshift bed for them to sleep outside :marseysleep: :marseysleep:

7. Plenty of my neighbors have dogs, but I do not know these two dogs nor do my other neighbors know who owns them, my neighbor put pics of them on a local WhatsApp group (common in third-world shitholes like here) to advertise that two lost doggos were found by me! :marseyspecial:

8. Tomorrow I will likely post a "TWO LOST DOGGOS FOUND!" sign and place it near my house or in ads old-school style :marseyboomer:

I will keep updating my doggoquest as time goes on!

Anyways, idk how to make a poll or whatever lol so just suggest some names for the moid and the foid or something lol lmao :marseythumbsup:

!animalposters !r-slurs !macacos

EDIT: THE OWNER WAS LOCATED, IT WAS SOME GRUMPY FOID (:#marseymanysuchcases:), THE DOGS CAME BACK TO HER AND ARE SAFE

THE DOGS ARE AFRAID OF ENTERING A CAR AND REFUSED TO ENTER MY AND HER CAR AT ALL COSTS

THEY LITERALLY FOLLOWED HER CAR AS IF SHE WAS SOME SORT OF PIED PIPER GUIDING THEM AT 22:30 PM

LMAO

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That's so sweet of you!!!

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I wish that I could post some pics of them, but unfortunately my favela crib has an architecture that is way too specific, so I am not going to risk getting doxxerino :chuditsover:

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lol at a dramatard being able to dox some rando third world slum-hovel :taylaugh:

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I prefer to not risk it, you never know :marseyschizowave:

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in the history of /r/drama or rdrama, there has never been a confirmed murder because of being doxxed from their use on the site(s)

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Fair enough. I would say someone might swat you, but since you are already in the Favela what would be the point? You will probably be raided by BOPE sometimes soon r3tardless.

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He and I are literally neighbors

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how much is rent for a 2bd in the favela?

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You gotta kill the current owner and move in

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forget the rent price. how much to off someone in the favela? I mean... in palworld

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Our country is fricking massive and bigger than the US not counting Alaska and Hawaii, stay away from Rio de Janeiro and look at the thousands of other potential states and places to live in and you will be fine, this is like thinking that Miami represents all of the entire US.

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darn man I had no clue the favela was that big. crazy. :taymindblown:

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I will do it for free because I like your gumption :marsey:

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literally All brazilians are neighbors to me

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:#marseyxd:

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