(UPDATE: I FOUND THE OWNER, THEY HAVE BEEN DELIVERED BACK!) I FOUND TWO LOST DOGS AND TOOK THEM INSIDE, THEY ARE GOING TO SLEEP HERE UNTIL I FIND THEIR OWNER! :marseysheepdog: :marseyklenny2: :cryingatcuteness:

1. They are two Brazilian mutts :mutthappytantrum::mutthappytantrum:, one is male and big, the other is apparently female and smaller, the male looks like this https://i.pinimg.com/550x/1b/66/22/1b66227f3cebf225f7bf48b2aac8a9de.jpg and the foid looks like this https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/3a/dc/793adce2cffe2d3bfd3e6566cb025805.jpg

2. Both are pretty old, they are also very quiet, they are more quieter than my cat! :marseyatsume:

3. They are extremely friendly! :marseygrouphug:

4. I had to ask a neighbor for dog food because I do not have it, they ate it pretty quickly, so they must be lost for a while :marseypopcorntime: :marseyramen:

5. This is the second time that I have to play dog nanny in my neighborhood because my r-slur neighbors do not do the basics of checking if their dogs escaped while their garage was left open :marseyitsallsotiresome:

6. Unfortunately given my cat and a shitton of other reasons, I am unable to let them inside my house, so unfortunately, I made a makeshift bed for them to sleep outside :marseysleep: :marseysleep:

7. Plenty of my neighbors have dogs, but I do not know these two dogs nor do my other neighbors know who owns them, my neighbor put pics of them on a local WhatsApp group (common in third-world shitholes like here) to advertise that two lost doggos were found by me! :marseyspecial:

8. Tomorrow I will likely post a "TWO LOST DOGGOS FOUND!" sign and place it near my house or in ads old-school style :marseyboomer:

I will keep updating my doggoquest as time goes on!

Anyways, idk how to make a poll or whatever lol so just suggest some names for the moid and the foid or something lol lmao :marseythumbsup:

!animalposters !r-slurs !macacos

EDIT: THE OWNER WAS LOCATED, IT WAS SOME GRUMPY FOID (:#marseymanysuchcases:), THE DOGS CAME BACK TO HER AND ARE SAFE

THE DOGS ARE AFRAID OF ENTERING A CAR AND REFUSED TO ENTER MY AND HER CAR AT ALL COSTS

THEY LITERALLY FOLLOWED HER CAR AS IF SHE WAS SOME SORT OF PIED PIPER GUIDING THEM AT 22:30 PM

LMAO

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Also @HailVictory1776 also found a lost dog 3 days ago! how coincidental! :marseytinfoil2:

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Dogs love winter and need to Get Out

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you do know that in the Southern Hemisphere it's summer right now, right?

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Who cares. Only America matters

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What the planet earth looks like to this neighbor:

https://i.redd.it/v6eowwthdgub1.png

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Not yet, but soon. Starting with Canada

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I wish...

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VGH

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To be fair, knowing the 50 states and their capitols are way more important than knowing Geography of the rest of the planet.

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Yeah, knowing the state capital of Oklahoma is way more important than the names and locations of entire continents.

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found the incel

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Its fricking warm here in Brazil though. :marseybeach:

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