(UPDATE: I FOUND THE OWNER, THEY HAVE BEEN DELIVERED BACK!) I FOUND TWO LOST DOGS AND TOOK THEM INSIDE, THEY ARE GOING TO SLEEP HERE UNTIL I FIND THEIR OWNER! :marseysheepdog: :marseyklenny2: :cryingatcuteness:

1. They are two Brazilian mutts :mutthappytantrum::mutthappytantrum:, one is male and big, the other is apparently female and smaller, the male looks like this https://i.pinimg.com/550x/1b/66/22/1b66227f3cebf225f7bf48b2aac8a9de.jpg and the foid looks like this https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/3a/dc/793adce2cffe2d3bfd3e6566cb025805.jpg

2. Both are pretty old, they are also very quiet, they are more quieter than my cat! :marseyatsume:

3. They are extremely friendly! :marseygrouphug:

4. I had to ask a neighbor for dog food because I do not have it, they ate it pretty quickly, so they must be lost for a while :marseypopcorntime: :marseyramen:

5. This is the second time that I have to play dog nanny in my neighborhood because my r-slur neighbors do not do the basics of checking if their dogs escaped while their garage was left open :marseyitsallsotiresome:

6. Unfortunately given my cat and a shitton of other reasons, I am unable to let them inside my house, so unfortunately, I made a makeshift bed for them to sleep outside :marseysleep: :marseysleep:

7. Plenty of my neighbors have dogs, but I do not know these two dogs nor do my other neighbors know who owns them, my neighbor put pics of them on a local WhatsApp group (common in third-world shitholes like here) to advertise that two lost doggos were found by me! :marseyspecial:

8. Tomorrow I will likely post a "TWO LOST DOGGOS FOUND!" sign and place it near my house or in ads old-school style :marseyboomer:

I will keep updating my doggoquest as time goes on!

Anyways, idk how to make a poll or whatever lol so just suggest some names for the moid and the foid or something lol lmao :marseythumbsup:

!animalposters !r-slurs !macacos

EDIT: THE OWNER WAS LOCATED, IT WAS SOME GRUMPY FOID (:#marseymanysuchcases:), THE DOGS CAME BACK TO HER AND ARE SAFE

THE DOGS ARE AFRAID OF ENTERING A CAR AND REFUSED TO ENTER MY AND HER CAR AT ALL COSTS

THEY LITERALLY FOLLOWED HER CAR AS IF SHE WAS SOME SORT OF PIED PIPER GUIDING THEM AT 22:30 PM

LMAO

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You should make sure @Shreddedmanlet isn't posing as the owner. He probably wants to torture them so the meat tastes better when he eats them. Stupid chinks.

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:#marseyshreddedmanletrentfree: :#marseyshreddedmanletrentfree: :#marseyshreddedmanletrentfree:

!whites, come laugh at the uppitty Sexy Indian dude. His bizarre fixation on Asians and mis-racing (me) as such has led him to forget that I've been vegan for over 10 years.

That was the thing that originally triggered the Sexy Indian dude so much, (me) being a based vegan.

!vegana, remind the Sexy Indian dude that his people worship cows, he needs to become vegan too.

Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter

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Seething, as always. Lmbo.

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