I'd been breaking their ToS for years so that's fair enough.
They have a funny abuse system.
First of all some automated tool detects if there's something that it doesn't like happening on the network.
Then it sends an automated abuse report to your email.
Then you delete the VPS, another automated tool says the problem has been resolved and it automatically closes the ticket.
So you can just keep recreating the VPS and keep doing that forever. Though I suppose an actual human looked at my account eventually and got out the mop.
Onwards to DigitalOcean.
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null did a really
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thx, that's actually useful
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yeah i recommend incognet for the server
and njalla for domain names (if u need one)
you can pay for both of them with crypto
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dont need to dox urself to either of them either
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vps. net is chill w/ sketchy stuff
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thx I'll have a look
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