THE ROBOT IS STUCK! This sucks but tbf I'm proud of how well I can hold my liquor cos last time I went to jail a woman came in with 0.29 and they took her to the hospital and had an all-hands-on-deck situation with the medical staff. Apparently that's what mine was too and I was chilling.
Edit: adding a meme pic for the haters in the comments 
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what did they mean by this
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he didnt ask
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(((He)))
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ok two things:
and also
LOL
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I need an effortpost that explains to me why almost literally every post has at least one save.
Who is he? Who is the archivist?
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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Jesus. He's judging us all.
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Pizza gathering evidence for the divorce
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Dossier material.
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There's someone out there compiling info on dramatards
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Remember when you said you didn't have a drink before you crashed? I remember.
Manage your alcoholism dramatards
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No. What i said what that I wasn't sure if I was over the limit.
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Alcoholic and r-slurred. what a rare combo
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Poj is probably one of the lowest IQ users on the site
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10/10 perfect match for her idiot lover
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You should keep yourself safe. I know we say that a lot here as a joke, but it would be far better for you to die than a decent person
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!grillers check username, anti drunk driving sentiment confirmed as a wingcuck position.
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I am going to roast you so hard on my counter podcast, TheCuckCast
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I'm shaking in my boots rn, how will grillcucks ever recover!
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She's more badass than pizza could ever dream to be
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Going to jail isn't badass, it's lame. It proves you weren't careful enough.
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I didn't say she's peak badass, just that she's better than pizza
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unless you just get bailed out and the charges get dropped because the police are mad and know you are involved but too much telekinesis keeps fingerprints off the bricks
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Frick off and die or get your shit together Jesus Christ. I know we joke about booze cruisers but if you're actually driving drunk you're a pathetic addict. I know too many people who have lost family to drunk drivers. Is your self control that fricking low? Keep yourself safe
The fattest ugliest pothead on Reddit is more respectable than you
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Fr tho booze cruising is based but you can't be a woman or an Asian and do it, I'm all for common sense regulations
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Skill issue.
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Pojom is an actual r-slur btw, apparently she was dating some successful
guy in bongland, then cheated with and dumped him for Pizza.
Also I'll make you a deal:
Drunk driving is legalized but any accident that harms another person while you're drunk is met with immediate execution.
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I like the laws where you have to pay to support the family for the rest of your life
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nah frick that we need to do like india where passersby will beat you to death after the crash
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everytime I read dramafails drunk driving I think we ought to bring back beheadings and maybe those bronze bulls from ancient greece
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!boozers
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!boozers take a shot rn for our brother
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Your liver rn:
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Livers are pretty tough and can put up with/come back from a lot of abuse. Kidneys and pancreas, on the other hand...
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Dead kidneys are more or less a solved problem at least, unlike liver failure
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you wouldn't download a liver...
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If you mean dialysis, I thought it was only a temporary (<10 yrs) solution?
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Yes, you're basically on a ten year clock to clean yourself up and hope someone can donate you a kidney.
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Usually long enough to find a donor tho
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yea no big deal just 4 hours 3 days a week hooked up to a machine and hope to frick the DEI hires setting it up don't frick up and give you the last guy's HIV
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Compared to guaranteed death from liver failure, yes, I would consider that a solution
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darn, yur blood was 30 percent alcohol, that's crazy bro
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They call her 60 proof poj on the skreets.
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cringe
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You are a fricking loser unironically
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Why the cup peeing? Were you also on other drugs or did they ban you from drinking?
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I don't take drugs. They want to collect my pee to see if I've been drinking. It sounds super creepy to me but that's the justice system for you. Also if I ever get a car again they're going to put something in my car for 90 days where I have to blow into it to start it.
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So are you just not allowed to drink anymore? Idk how these things usually work but I would think they wouldn't care as long as you aren't driving. Guess it beats jail time tho
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Technically but alcohol doesn't show up on a urine test after 72 hours.
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That's probation. I had a friend who had to live in the county where he got his DUI for a year. He wasn't from there and they were like "you have to rent a place so you can be on house arrest". You can say no to the bizarre conditions but then you'll just go to jail for at least several months instead.
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Lol you have a "the robot is stuck" for your car now 😭
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You're literally the foid from 40 Year Old Virgin
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arent you a foid pissing
in a cup as a woman 
has to be awful, as a dude its way more fun
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depends on whether i get to watch, honestly
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You definitely cannot hold your liquor. 0.29 also isn't that high.
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Tell that to the utility pole
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You're also not allowed to drive /WootFatiques' ugly ( but probably reliable) Volvo.
It's like the ultimate 86.
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plz don't kill someone, this site needs as many posters as possible
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wh*te trash
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Thank the lord I'm not a foid the most I did was smash the side of my car but I got a suspicion my friend who drove the car hit it and gaslight me saying I hit it
As I've never had a car accident and I don't think I'm going to start now hmm I really need to go back to the road where I allegedly hit the car thankfully I track all my driving data so I'll get to the bottom of this drunken incident.
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How did you get gaslit into thinking you hit a car that you didn't hit?
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It went over road a bit and my friend said I hit it when I was no where near a barrier of any sort.
However I was drunk to so can't be fully sure so need to go back and investigate.
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