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At this point I support banning SPAL out of sheer envy of the amount of kitty he pulls

I can hardly get play from the cashie at the tractor supply store and this old fat paranoid frickers pulling more kitty than the city cat catcher

!incels I'm one of you now

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It's all about the type of foid he targets. The kind of foids who come to rdrama seeking attention? That kinda bitches have negative 100 self esteem

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:#marseynotes:

"Go for hoes with low self esteem"

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Slide into the DMs of every confirmed foids on here, you're guaranteed to catch some poon

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I just so shit at cold opens. Feel like I'm always making an butt of myself

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You can't be worse than that SPAL "people will be telling you I'm a date male feminist" cold open, and he still succeeds. I believe in you!

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That does make my "Wanna go get high?" sound a lot better tbh

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Foids :marseyblops2chadcel: never :marseyitsover: turn down free drugs :marseyfuntriptime:


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Have you been SPALmessaged yet?

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No I don't think he likes me very much lol :marseysulk:

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You must feel so bad about what you're missing...

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Send r*pe threats. Bitches love that.

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Apparently it doesn't matter! You can just turn off the part of your brain that listens to the stupid shit you're saying

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Stop posting Ls and stop trying to woo people irl and just use e-dating shit to clear the most difficult hurdle which is asking someone out for beer or coffee, it's like doordash+grinder for fricking with a veneer of modesty.

The trick is to never exchange more then 7 DMs on these apps, after ~7 messages on the app jus say "So hey you seem cool but in the end it's about chemistry, here's my number _________ if you'd like to get a coffee or beer" etc. and then block them and next thing you know they're texting you wanting to set up a date. The SPAL route is literally the most pathetic option out there that exist and the cost is literally your dignity/respect and never something to aspire to lmao

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I disagree mostly because I'm awkward af around most people so I have to talk to them for at least a couple of weeks to ensure it will not be an embarrassing experience for everyone

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your mistake is thinking your wittiness though text and messaging will somehow buffer actual interactions where as if you are bluntly forward with the fact that ur a spergy r-slur and taking the initiative anyway will come of 1000 times better than if you try to project some fake idealistic version of yourself. Just own being awkward and use that as a springboard, I've literally told people "No I don't wan't to keep texting and give you the impression that I'm actually funny or some shit when I have 10-20 minutes to respond" and it still worked lol

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this is the way

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you should give the cashie some of your homebrew booze

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you people dissapoint me, not a single :marseyspal: to be found.

Be more funny.

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He was a good man and a good neighbor. He just didnt want @ARNOLD_FRIEND to freeze out in the cold

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Aren't you like 40 :marseyxd:

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wtf no

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2 weeks later I'm still offended by this

I'm YOUNG. Mid 20s is still young right?

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>old strag

>mid 20s

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dw king that's still young

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You know how he messages every single profile that looks remotely female? That's all you have to do. Most of the time it's a fail but even if only 1% of women are responding to you it doesn't take that long to acquire more female attention than you even have time for.

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What happened to that 404 girl anyway

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