Today I have a new appreciate for moid work.

>Be me. Have important place to go at 11am

>Get in car. Car battery dead.

>Have jump box. Doesn't work.

>Charge jump box. Still no work.

>Have jumper cables.

>Go to three neighbors but remember they have real jobs.

>Friend went to Florida

>Rural Georgia so no Uber for 20 mins.

>Try jump again. Car's anti-theft kicks in. Totally dead now.

>Hands are now dirty like a mechanic.

>Third time jump box finally works.

>Still have anti-theft on but decide to go drink a beer instead.

The dirty hands made me feel v v v dysphoric.