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I just discovered a million billion dollars underneath the floor boards in my apartment. What should I do first?

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This happened to me twice

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I would put it all in a bank account and then jerk off and have a nap. Then I'd probably have a beer and go for a walk

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Two chicks at the same time.

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Prostate enlargement surgery.

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Eat gay butt and get monkeypox then cure yourself and repeat

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What happened to monkeypox, did the homos pump the brakes on the piss orgies? I completely forgot about it.

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You've already messed up by telling others.

That cozy 'homestead' in Alaska will never :marseyitsover: happen :marseyvenn6: for you now.

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Whoa, is this real?

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Yes

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Remember all those times I told you how much you matter to me? :marseylaying:

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Call the IRS and make sure that it's properly accounted for in your taxable earnings

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kick your meth habit and pick up cocaine

you can do rich people drugs now :marseystims:

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