already a 100% chance he won't remember going to bed
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I've entered that "black out drunk but still feels fine" stage, what should I do to frick with sober me tomorrow?
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Write yourself a obnoxiously nice, encouraging note that you know will piss off hung-over you.
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lmfao I'm writing one where I tell sober me he doesn't need to be drunk to dlirt with women (he does) and he can totes getsrides to and from the bar from his sisters (very meh)
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maybe bb
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!commenters turns out my joke on sober me was getting super hung over and ruining my day
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Did you find anything in your butt?
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A deal of loose stool
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Always better to have hangover diarrhea than hangover constipation
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Drink a big glass of water and go to bed
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Move all of your clothes from the dresser/closet to your attic. Make sure to cover your tracks.
Once this is completed, I will delete this post.
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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lmao all my clothes are in the dirty or clean piles. I refuse to use dressers, as they are gay and were forced on me as a child
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Move into a proper home with a bed and dressers to totally troll sober you
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Oh I hav fancy 80+ year odl dressers.
I jusr don't use them becaue my mum tried to make me 20 years ago and uatism
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Put all your clothes in the dressers
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Make a bowl of ramen and put it under
your bed
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It's a mattress on the floor. Has been since I was 14.
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Buy a real bed but order 8 of them to piss off future you.
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noooo he's as poor as I am I could never do that.
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Even better, he'd never
expect a ramen bowl under 
the bed on the floor
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joke sn u mice makews net under my bed ll thetime
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paint your nails
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there hasn't been nail olish in my house since my sister were young (
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would if I could. I remember doing on a lark in kindergarten and getting chewed out for it by my teachers for som estraggy reason
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Write a random name on your stomach.
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writing
@arsey on me rn
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Order a bunch of stuff from amazon.
It'll be like christmas when it arrives in a couple days.
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What do you have that you can insert into your butt?
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nothing. My bung hole is tight like 1000 virgins.
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You can fix that tonight as a present for yourself tomorrow.
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Drink more
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