Tips for getting money fast?

walk into a grocery store and start eating as much as possible very quickly. you can probably get pretty full before someone stops you, just do this at a different store every time you're hungry

• steal some bread and peanut butter

• ask someone to buy you bread and peanut butter

• sell bussy

• mow somebody's lawn

• wake up early and go wait in home depot parking lot with the latinx and do hard labor for some money and possibly sandwiches

Do you live in a bustlezone?

I've read that you can walk into your local SlopMart, fill a bag with your choice of merchandise, and walk out without paying unabated

Tip: you dont need to eat

In terms of how to avoid starving, have you looked into food stamps or food pantries if your income is too high.

Most food pantries don't require you earn below a specific income.

Once when I was homeless and needed money, I summoned King Paimon and asked him for help.

5 minutes later I received a call asking for the address on where to send a financial aid rebate too, and that was how I received over $300 from King Paimon.

I recommend summoning Goetic Demons.

Peepee sucking

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Sell drugs, whore yourself or someone else, armed robbery

eat your credit cards

Sell a kidney.

Bakeries will give away free shit at the end of the day. Live off day-old bagels.

Rent out yer bussy

Get a job