I am back home from getting my abcess drain removed. Feels like I need a Norco, !druggies lmao. Luckily I have plenty. There was only one painful part of the no prep, no pain med surgical removal, but I'll be able to work in about a week and a half again. Gotta make that money ASAP after feeding my Roth IRA as much as it's fat maw could take.
Feminine medicine is a world apart from what I thought it would be entering my 30th year. Most of my initial doctors on this case, which was caused by abnormal streptococcus infection and nothing more, were assuming up and down that I had caught an STD to cause this orange-sized tubo-ovarian abcess. But big shocker, I stand with my bf and he stands with me, we'd never waste this relationship on affairs 
Want to hear REAL drama? Even my father assumed I had caught something more.... shameful, shall we say? It's completely driven my mom into a frenzy. He and I've hashed it out with no issue though 
Anyway, I pray for a speedy recovery, and I urge anyone reading this to please consider seeing their physical pain as more serious than, "I need to take a sick day." If my abcess had burst, it would have been a 100% fatality 
Also, I goombled !goomblers my online pittance away while in the hospital for 4 days, please up or down vote so that I may continue my degenerative coin farming venture 
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Overies are in the butt? Ewww girls are groooss
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Lmao the drain I had had to go in behind my fallopian tube dude, thus the implant went in the left cheek
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You people have tubes? What the frick is with that. This is part of the reason I'm gay (chems in the water supply and liking mens butts being the other part)
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I'm sorry you had to find out this way honey
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I wish I was a C-section.
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!goomblers winning thread
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NEIGHBOR WHAT
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Wasting it on being unwed instead
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I dont feel like caring about a wedding yet bro, its too expensive and involved
give me another few years to say goodbye to my cool last name 
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keep your name and give the local JP $20 for the legalese, and you're protected and legal!
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Why are you in more of a rush to marry me off than I am? Lmao marriage has it's place and time, and I've got time to get the details of the wedding sorted. I'm happy to test drive until I want to buy in
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The place and time is before the fricking but you went and fricked so go get it done before I tell mom
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get well soon queen
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Thanks for the well wishes doll
I hope you're well! 
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