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iStillMissEd buter/toast Old strags best strags 7mo ago (text post) 79 thread views #264578

Dropped my phone in a bucket of beer, fml

Was making corn beer in my pjs, had no pants pockets so I put it in my breast, bent over to stir a bucket and PLOP.

It still more or less works after a bunch of cleanings. Only issues have been it thinking I had wired headphones plugged in all the time.

!boozers learn from me

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Vixen_Darkhowl Gambol/Shroud Chapose was a good admin :marseysummerrose:

7mo ago #6319883

Now lick the battery :marseylickinglips:

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iStillMissEd buter/toast Old strags best strags Vixen_Darkhowl 7mo ago #6319904

I can't. It's a straggy "modern" phone that I can't open up without a heat gun

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whyareyou super/man 7mo ago #6320023

skill issue LOL

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Slavsquatting Chiki/Briki :!marseytedsimp3:

7mo ago #6321684

Gucket of geer lmao

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SpookyFartMan69 shart/pants shart/pants 7mo ago #6319897

How are u making the beer

Are u doing this

In some cultures, instead of germinating the maize to release the starches therein, the maize is ground, moistened in the chicha maker's mouth, and formed into small balls, which are then flattened and laid out to dry.[2] Naturally occurring ptyalin enzymes in the maker's saliva catalyse the breakdown of starch in the maize into maltose. This process of chewing grains or other starches was used in the production of alcoholic beverages in pre-modern cultures around the world, including, for example, some traditional forms of sake in Japan.