Parents told @box too bring a handkerchief too college if @box got a runny nose. Also had @box's dorm key on a clip-on cable reel on @box's waist. Was @box cringe?

My dad gave me a handkerchief throughout grade school and told me how to part my hair and now I realize why I was bullied

Handkerchiefs are a good idea in theory but doesn't that make it so you're carrying around and reusing your old booger rag all the time?

I have been coofing into a t shirt handkerchief all week, DMs are open if anyone wants to pay me to send it to their enemies

Your parents want you to get into handkerchief cruising culture

I did the handkerchief thing as well. How are you supposed to deal with a runny nose without one?

that's disgusting wtf

kill them