Good news is I got regular severance which should carry me for like 5 months worth of expenses. 
Bad news is I have a mortgage. 
Good news is I'm already doing interviews.
Bad news is they don't seem to pay as much as I was getting.
Good news is I have alcohol 🥃 to cope with today.
Bad news is I have GAD.
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also idk whos alt u r but the whole tamagotchi
thing is keyed 
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This is my baby
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wtf they made lcd ones?
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Yes!! TamagotchiUni came out a year ago. It's honestly pretty good as far as Tamagotchis go. I use mine as a watch sometimes
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Why did you get shadowed for like 2 minutes
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Didn't even notice
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Neighbor aint no way youre running around with that thing on your wrist
No wonder you got fired tbh
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And I it's a relaxed work environment
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*was a relaxed work environment
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How trans are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
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Like 2
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That should almost be enough to sue the bastards for kicking you off into the void in a discriminatory way. Can you up it to 2.7?
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Yeah sure, I guess I can change my pronouns to they/them or dye my hair blue
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Hair dye is a bit extreme, and I am worried that you will get hired immediately as a top level exec at Microsoft or somewhere like that, to eat vegan brunch and post pics of your theythem-weenie all day on the company Instagram.
Pronouns are great. They/them can't fire you for being a fellow them, that's mean. And you get $$$ for that kinda thing.
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