I hate :marseyflagsouthafrica: almost got hijacked today :marseyclueless:

I was driving :marseysteer: on the freeway when someone threw a rock my way and smashed my driver's side window. Luckily I had smash-and-grab proof :marseygraze: windows :marseybsod: so it didn't completely shatter. It's an old trick :marseybaitretard: to get you to pull over and then you get robbed so I just kept driving :marseysteer: with a smashed window :marseyshortbus: and a racing :marseyracist: heart. Frick, I'm a poorcel I can't afford to just fix my window. Luckily I didn't freak :marseypedoglow: out and cause an accident. It's joever for my car for now.

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it was circumcisedcels no doubt :marseybeanquestion:

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Is this a dogwhistle for Xhosas :marseynoooticer:

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What about the happiness of the thieves? :#marseybikecuck:

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I was turbo cucked by the car thief market :marseyterfdomesticabuse: :hammerbear: :marseybattered:

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Did the thiefs mog you before taking your truck?

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no they stole it whilst i was in seeing a doctor for back pain

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>late 20s

>already suffers from chronic back pain

:#marseyitsover: :#marseynpcsheep:

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It's a genetic defect too! Nearly ruined my life!

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Story time? Store time

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wat

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Boers are inbred :#marseydarwin:

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