On dogs

I do not like how dogs smell when they haven't had a bath recently.

I do not like dogs smell when the have had a bath recently.

I do not like the noise dogs make when they bark.

I do not like the noise dogs make when they eat.

I do not like the noise dogs make when they drink.

I do not like the noise dogs' unretractable nails make when they walk.

I do not like how dogs follow you around from room to room.

I do not like how dogs stare at everything you do.

I do not like how dogs are incapable of pooping in a designated area.

I do not like how dogs become near suicidal when you leave for a second to grab the mail.

Other than that, dogs are great!