The other night I was anxious and decided to take a shower to calm myself down. I turned on the water and stepped into the shower, only to feel something wet and fuzzy under my foot. I intially thought that it was my grandmas weird washcloth or something. But, when I went to look at it. It was a FRICKING mouse.
It ran out into the shower and scared the living shit out of me. I turned off the water, gave up on showering and went back to my bedroom. I just stood in the middle of the floor with nothing touching me because every fabric felt like mouse. I did this for a good 10 minutes. I then did as any girl should and told my dad. He took care of it by capturing and releasing it into the woods. My concern is the mouse already knows how to get into my tub and might come back. Which I should mention, how the literal frick did it get into the tub? It looked so small and unhealthly, I dont understand how it was able to climb up. I also feel some guilt about turning the water on and then stepping on it.
Anyways, should I wash with the hose out back from now on?
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Being stepped on does this to them.
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me stepping on it didnt make it small.
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Sure made it flat though, fatty
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Wild mice are usually quite small. Stepping on them also stunts their growth, so please stop doing that.
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I am a scientist with many years of mice research under my belt. I can confirm that this is true. Extensive testing conducted in the 1910s told us this conclusively and which is why you're only allowed to step on the mice now if there's no more humane way and the experiment calls for a squished mouse.
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Yikes reminds me of this one chicks place I went to. I left.
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Because you're gay?
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After that I considered it. Poor girl had serious mental health issues.
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A girl has mental health issues?
. Darn bro, what a freak occurrence. Why don't you give me her number so I know not to answer if she texts me.
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why are you gay
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I caught it from talking to you.
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!rottingcorpses
STONP the mouse 
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NO! HUG THE MOUSE!
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wtf someone kill the potato man he's dangerous
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Aww it looks like a cute lil baby! Next time you find a shower
mouse 
pick it up, pet it, and feed it cereal. Mice love cereal 
(and pets)
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am I not gonna get the plague...?
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Are you posting this so the local
s will know you're a woman and simp?
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Doesn't look like a deer mouse, so probably not?
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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It's less likely with a baby
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is that a baby???
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I think
so. I'm not a mouse 
doctor 
so idk for sure
!doctors pls help
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its a mouse
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thank you doctor
white extinction is long overdue
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
white extinction is long overduein your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to postwhite extinction is long overduenext time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
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i don't think it's going around much anymore
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dm tittie pic pls ty
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OP dont do this! Post tittie pic in thread instead pls ty
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get a different
ethot I call dibs on this one 
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im scared. idk whats going on or what to do and i need help.
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touch
my pp 
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i cant do.that through the internet
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I already called dibs months ago sorry
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Shower curtains on the outside? He probably climbed up them and couldn't get out because there was no purchase on the porcelain tub. Whenever I unplug my chest freezer in the basement I leave it open to prevent mold growth, and I've learnt to leave a small rope hanging inside it so I don't have to clean out dead mice in the spring
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Why not just get an old window screen for like $20 bucks and cover it up so that mice aren't in your freezer at all?
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i have those same tiles except mine are pink, same soapholder and everything kinda freaky tbh. your grout and shit is much better taken care of though shout out to your dad
is the bathroom floor like little tiny 1x2 tiles that are slightly different colors?
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every house built in the 50's had those tiles.
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please sit on @peepeehands's face
@peepeehands love sucking peepee
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why is that ur name
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@peepeehands was watching a twitch streamer years ago and when people would post the pepehands emote he would call it peepeehands and @peepeehands thought it was hilarious
@peepeehands love sucking peepee
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so u dont have peepee on ur hands
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only if ur into that
@peepeehands love sucking peepee
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thats why i asked
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That grout is immaculate.
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Disgusting vermin filled slum.
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It probably came up through the drain. He'll be back for sure.
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No way it could fit,!!
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You'd be surprised what can fit through a drain.
Put razor blades down there if you want to avoid this in the future.
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"Bait idea: troll plumbers and tradesmen and repair techs by convincing foids to put razor blades everywhere to prevent mice."
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Exterminators hate this one simple trick
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Okay, I can do this. Thank you!
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a mouse never forgets being stepped on. he is gonna come back with his cousins. they're gonna beat you up.
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You live with your parents? Mods I thought we had an age limit here.
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I am 21, I am just sped.
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Oh hi asl
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Fat
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