1. They're stinky
2. They can't walk straight
3. They talk shit
4. They're broke from buying booze 
all the time
5. They can't handle responsibilities
6. They're loud
7. They're male feminists
8. They're a burden on our healthcare 
system
9. They drive 
drunk 
and kill people
10. They act stupid 
and reckless
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Fun Fact: All true !boozers are uncircumcised. Our foreskins allow us to better hold our liquor.
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One for the road!
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Imagine not being able to fold the tip of your foreskin to make a lil shot glass
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Checks out
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!boozers we are being oppressed
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What do you mean? There isn't a single negative thing in this list.
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typical drinker
granted, about half those things are true with bond especially 7,8 and 9
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You sound
like a Redditor 
and I will kill you in a DUI incident and make it out with zero injuries
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It really just makes more sense to drive drunk. High BAC chads stay winning as our relaxed muscles effortlessly absorb the impact of an accident, bracecels stay losing
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they have s3x
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Okay, but what is the negative part?
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Are you sure you're not thinking of Germans?
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i do all that (besides 4 and 9) without drinking
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Just drive like an animal!
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i wish i had a fancy german car to keep the left lane hostage with
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And that's why you like them.
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11. My dad
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How expensive do you think alcohol is lmao
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Even poors can be alcoholics.
Remember:
Malt liquor alchies = gross and degenerate
Martini alchies = sophisticated tortured geniuses
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Shit, even homeless "people" are alcoholics.
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Everytime I get really drunk I get emotional and post embarrassing shit online so I mostly smoke weed now
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