Sexy Indian Dude?

>have call with new hire

>sexy Indian dude name

>US born, no accent

>nice guy, seems smart but

>holy shit, why does he have a hot voice?

>name like Harpreet Vindaloo

>voice like audible chocolate

>no idea what he looks like

>know he's probably not attractive

>don't care

>not going to add him on linkedin because I don't want to ruin it

>kind of wish he would come over and do my needful

help I literally can't handle this much cognitive dissonance