Woke up to literally literally 7 bite pairs in a 3x3 inch area on my leg. Wtf. I thought spiders were bros not hoes.
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Spiders(?) are eating my butt alive in my sleep
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Did I ever tell u the story of the time the spider nest hatched under my bed while I 2as sleeping. my bedroom had those sloped walls above my bed so they could vault down onto my head
idk if the babies could vault tbh but waking up to thousands of BB spiders crawling an inch from my face was very jfc
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you have. I'm going to have nightmares now
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Do you have raid? Otherwise get ur kitty in there with you he'll protect you when you sleep
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that lazy b-word is literally napping on my desk with a belly full of chips right now. 0 concerns
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Spiders don't bite like that.
You got the bed bugs.
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If I could take a pic without my butt in the shot I'd post it, but they look like spider bites. All in pairs and super localized. idk if I rolled over on one or what
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Jesus christ...
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!friendsofbbbb even the bot is glad it isn't him
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I don't get it. Who is this bbbb guy...
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Just a buddy of mine
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I've never felt so lonely...
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It's you!
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Doesn't look a thing like that.
It's literally a row of :::::
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Denial is the first step to acceptance
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You have me paranoid now. My dog sneaks into my bed
omg what if I have fleas? I'm hairy
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Take the fitted sheet off your mattress and check underneath the seams of the mattress.
If you see a bunch of black-ish looking dots, you have bed bugs and a pretty significant treatment bill coming your way.
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I'm a moid
Anyway saw no black dots, washed all my bedding and had no new bites today
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Tickles is my tummy
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I once lived in a travel trailer for a bit. It was brand new so obviously I wasn't super concerned about living in it, sleeping on the mattress or anything like that. Well it had a bit of a quirk. It was filled with tiny spiders. I could never really see them, but we called them beard spiders since you really only noticed them when they crawled around on your face, they were really small. Spiders don't really bother me and like I said, they were tiny, what could they do? This went on for months to the point where I barely noticed them. Well one day I was showering and this massive brown recluse dropped on my leg. Fricking beard spiders were brown recluses and I lived with them for 6 months and the one in the shower managed to bite me twice on the leg. Needless to say, I bug bombed the shit out of that tiny trailer and no more beard spiders
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Fricking
heck- change your matress.
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b-word I don't even change my sheets
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