I have a 45 minute technical interview with no other details provided. I have no idea if it's a "soft" technical interview where they just kinda ask me the usual questions like "what would you do in this scenario" or "tell me about a time this happened" or a "hard" technical interview where the questions are more like "implement a red-black tree with unit tests and documentation." I'm mildly prepared for either but either way I'll be at least partially winging it.
Interviewing isn't as bad when I already have a job and there isn't as much pressure but man it still fricking sucks so much.
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Companies that make you actually code during the interview aren't worth joining anyway (they will probably make you work once they hire you)
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fr, he should hold put for a management position
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I don't think he has the people skills for management. He's doomed to code monkey.
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Explain to them that you hate women so no worries about corporate r*pe if they hire you. Let me tell you I know HR. This will work.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I'm past the HR interviews this is with a guy on their software team so he probably hates women too.
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He probably is a
woman
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Dress for the job u want son. Go in their in a full 3 piece suit. Look the manager square in the eyes, and give him a firm handshake.
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https://rdrama.net/post/290059/wagie-outsources-his-job-to-a
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omg peepeehands was on my reddit feed!
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Protip: 2 vodkas max beforehand. Alright, make it 3. Take the edge off, come in loose and firing from the hip.
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You got this, king. You'll be dramaposting from another job in no time
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No one actually cares about your technical expertise if you can be congenial and fun
I believe in you
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if I had any self confidence I wouldn't be posting on arr drama dot net
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You're off your nut, just ride this like a wave
I want to shake you like a crying baby the future is in your hands you just have to stop using them to jerk your hog
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wish you woulda told me a week ago, i woulda had a good strategy for ya
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If possible, try to offer the interviewer a bj. Always works for me.
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Good luck!
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You gotta do inverse fizzbuzz with my gun in your mouth or you aren't getting the job (or leaving this office for that matter)
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