Reason because I am Japanese samurai…
Because the average bed is too small for me. Most beds that are sold are 190cm or 200cm in length and if I lay down I stretch beyond 200cm and I also decided it's more comfy to sleep on the floor than pick some overpriced custom bed but yesterday it hit me I basically sleep on the floor and a girl wants to visit me
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Don't worry buddy I'm sure she'll get a good sleep in her own bed.
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Heterosexuality is a scheme to get men to spend money on consumer goods
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True
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Most of the gays I know shop as much as women. They
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There's a measureable bump in housing prices when gays move in because they shop and spend like women
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Also the original gentrifiers.
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Yes we will civilize your
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You don't need a bed as long as you make the girls leave when you're done with them
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"Yooo bro I totally banged her. Btw she's on her way. Let the real fun begin!"
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It's fine you're not getting anywhere with her anyway so no worries
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She send me some lovely smiles
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Good luck bb
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