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  • HailVictory1776 : E-bikes are cute twinks learn to ride fixed gear on a 47x13 ratio and be a man

I've been pretending to have an ebike and it's catching up to me

Like the title says. My friends all got ebikes but I just cant afford the few hundred dollars on a whim. I didn't want to be left out of our group rides so I rattlecanned an old trek black and taped some plastic to the frame that kind of looks like a battery pack.

I've been hitting the spin bike a lot more and making humming sounds when we go ride but I'm not sure how long I can keep this up. I almost got dropped last week after they unrestricted the speed controller, and they're planning a really hilly brevette for this weekend. I'm not sure what to do

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laundry pin a playing card to the spokes and pretend you have a motorcycle :marseybiker:

@peepeehands love sucking peepee

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I would put a motor on it then :marseyshrug:

Check out this chopper I made one time

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I wonder if these engine enabled velocipedes will catch on

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Forsooth, perish the thought!

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Where's the Awooga horn, Cobes?

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Mine didn't have a horn :marseyweeping: but it did have a faulty killswitch that sent me headlong into the neighbors fence.

If cobes tightened the clutch on his it woulda ran

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One time when I was a kid, I was riding my bike down a hill and my handle bars came off. I ate shit and started crying lol.

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Lmfao I woulda cried too :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

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That exhaust :cryingatcuteness:

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