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  • HailVictory1776 : E-bikes are cute twinks learn to ride fixed gear on a 47x13 ratio and be a man

I've been pretending to have an ebike and it's catching up to me

Like the title says. My friends all got ebikes but I just cant afford the few hundred dollars on a whim. I didn't want to be left out of our group rides so I rattlecanned an old trek black and taped some plastic to the frame that kind of looks like a battery pack.

I've been hitting the spin bike a lot more and making humming sounds when we go ride but I'm not sure how long I can keep this up. I almost got dropped last week after they unrestricted the speed controller, and they're planning a really hilly brevette for this weekend. I'm not sure what to do

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Steal one of theirs, delete all numbers/barcodes/markings, change things, dress it up. If questioned, you got a really good deal from a guy moving states on short notice who saw you biking. Then have fun with them thinking you're too stupid to recognize fencing. Should it be ID'd as the stolen one, maybe they'll let you have it out of pity.

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:hmm:

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simply release a greased pig in your marks house two days after the initial ties. The ruckus and distraction itll cause, will cover your tracks

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