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  • HailVictory1776 : E-bikes are cute twinks learn to ride fixed gear on a 47x13 ratio and be a man

I've been pretending to have an ebike and it's catching up to me

Like the title says. My friends all got ebikes but I just cant afford the few hundred dollars on a whim. I didn't want to be left out of our group rides so I rattlecanned an old trek black and taped some plastic to the frame that kind of looks like a battery pack.

I've been hitting the spin bike a lot more and making humming sounds when we go ride but I'm not sure how long I can keep this up. I almost got dropped last week after they unrestricted the speed controller, and they're planning a really hilly brevette for this weekend. I'm not sure what to do

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First you had the motorcycle.

Then you had an r-slur come up with the idea of a motorcycle but r-slurred, and the moped was born.

Then you had an even bigger r-slur who came up with the r-slurred moped. That is the ebike.

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I love mopeds. But ebikes don't have to be registered and they don't need their points adjusted. But they also don't sound like an angry lawnmower. It's a draw

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I have an electric lawn mower. It is very quiet. Probably the best thing about it.

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