Me and Mimwee were visiting our favorite coffee shop yesterday which is normally pretty empty, but to our surprise It was completely packed becasue some hot shot was having a book signing. Turns out it was none other than @Pasty with xis new book "Welcome to the Pasty era" talking about how xhe made a new account and instantly dominated rDrama with the top post of all time. Mimwee called out to the crowd and said "h-hey guys I used to have the top post for 3 years." but everyone just laughed.

"Lmao is that mimwee?"

"wow, what a has been."

"YOU FELL OFF LIL BRO"

Mimwee looked pretty distraught so I tried to take the heat of him

"HEY GUYS IM HERE TOO! ITS ME HOTEP! I MADE THAT FBI SPOWOOKY OWOOKY PUMPKIN POST! THAT'S CARP'S 4TH FAVORITE POST EVER! IT MADE HIM BREATHE AIR OUT HIS NOSE WHEN HE READ IT I SWEAR"

they all just looked at me like this

"oh, you made that post totally riding @HeyMoon's coattails? God. that's classless"

"meh you're not as black as I thought you'd be. I like sneedman better."

"Yeah that guys a real Nubian king. I hear Holly is really into him"

"yeah I think they're gonna get married soon!"

and I ran away crying and farting beacause I love Holly too