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:marseyitsover: I have to hire the vatzigger

I'm hiring for a senior data engineering role on my team and not even one cute Black tgirl applied so I had to interview a pool of disappointing white moids and :marseychudindian:

Pretty much all the candidates were terrible except for this one old Russian bastard who hates Kubernetes even more than I do and wanted to brag about his Perl scripts. The Indians were all mouth-breathing ex-Java devs who did meaningless work for HSBC they couldn't explain, and the white boys seemed to think their funtime hobby projects peepeeing around with Solidity were impressive instead of a massive red flag.

Anyway, I have no choice but to hire the 50-something Ruski because he's the only one who is not rslurred. The title is sort of a joke but I'm hoping he's either an old-school commie or somebody who fled Putin's draft and not an actual :ziggerseethe:

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wanted to brag about his Perl scripts

haha yikes

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It was sort of valid in context - the question was about examples of munging ugly data and strategies for doing that, but I was also like, "ok but have you done something similar in this century?"

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Perl is still valid you BIPOC. :marseypearlclutch2: :marseyoyster:

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Surely this is the year for Perl 6 :marseyclueless:

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:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

:marseymocking: Just use awk and sed for text manipulation. Just use grep regex. :marseymocking:

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