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:marseyitsover: I have to hire the vatzigger

I'm hiring for a senior data engineering role on my team and not even one cute Black tgirl applied so I had to interview a pool of disappointing white moids and :marseychudindian:

Pretty much all the candidates were terrible except for this one old Russian bastard who hates Kubernetes even more than I do and wanted to brag about his Perl scripts. The Indians were all mouth-breathing ex-Java devs who did meaningless work for HSBC they couldn't explain, and the white boys seemed to think their funtime hobby projects peepeeing around with Solidity were impressive instead of a massive red flag.

Anyway, I have no choice but to hire the 50-something Ruski because he's the only one who is not rslurred. The title is sort of a joke but I'm hoping he's either an old-school commie or somebody who fled Putin's draft and not an actual :ziggerseethe:

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U should hire me :#marseyexcited:

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Maybe if Vlad declines or demands too much money and we have to reinterview. :marseydeadinside:

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Back when I was looking for my first job (with a non traditional diploma) I thought that nothing could be worse than applying to jobs, but now that I'm on the other side I see how painful it is to sift through applications :marseytabletired2:

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