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:marseyitsover: I have to hire the vatzigger

I'm hiring for a senior data engineering role on my team and not even one cute Black tgirl applied so I had to interview a pool of disappointing white moids and :marseychudindian:

Pretty much all the candidates were terrible except for this one old Russian bastard who hates Kubernetes even more than I do and wanted to brag about his Perl scripts. The Indians were all mouth-breathing ex-Java devs who did meaningless work for HSBC they couldn't explain, and the white boys seemed to think their funtime hobby projects peepeeing around with Solidity were impressive instead of a massive red flag.

Anyway, I have no choice but to hire the 50-something Ruski because he's the only one who is not rslurred. The title is sort of a joke but I'm hoping he's either an old-school commie or somebody who fled Putin's draft and not an actual :ziggerseethe:

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Ask him if they all speak Russian in THE Midon, THE Dunbass, THE Crimea and u-kraine please. I'm starting to wonder if there's a bunch of ukes here that are of Russian decent/sympathetic mindsets.

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Basically all ooks east of Kyiv have some Russian descent.

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Are they pullin for Putin

or

Yolo'n for Yelenskyy

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They don't give a frick about politics they just want to be able to drive a car and not freeze to death

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